The Fantasy/Reality World of a Writer

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name ? Mmm... don't know actually.

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole ? Not really. Have a freckle on the palm of my hand. Freaky I know

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?  Nope, can't think of one

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater ? oddly not. Does afterwards count :)?

5. What body part do you wash first ? face

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms ? What an odd question

7. What's the strangest talent you have ? Remembering obscure actors and actress's names

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie ?  Innie

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles ? Vanilla if they made them in Vanilla

10. Have you ever been tied up ? Sadly not

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for ? grounded me? Never

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block ? around the block?

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night ? Nope 

14. How many times have you been cussed out ? A couple times

15. Which shoe do you put on first ? Right one I think

17 . Have you ever been to a gay bar ? Nope

18. Girls...hu?   Don't understand??

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common ? Umm will have to get back to you on that one

20. Did you French kiss before you were 16 ? nope :(

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting ? What is snipe-hunting? I feel old

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep ? Don't know but it would be pretty cool if it was Isla Fisher in a nurse outfit and tin of whip cream :P

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you ? Don't think so

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash ? Just buy new ones maybe?

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable ? Starting to get the feeling this quiz was written by a perv :P

26. What was your childhood nickname ? You didn't twist my arm hard enough

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar ? When Wayne's World was out maybe?

28 . Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room ? Refer to No.25

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving ? Shrugs

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails ? Noooo.....

31. How do you eat your cookies ? with my mouth?

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt ? Is wearing a belt at the gym a new fashion?

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others .? Take a shower?  

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk ? depends what kind of drink it is

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt ?  25

38. How often do you clean out your ears ? Once a day.

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper ? Twenty-Five

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie ? What now?

41. Do you have any strange phobias ?  Quizes written by this person

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose ? No.

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar ? agree to going to going there int the first place

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted ? Not that I can remember

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name ?  Nope. I don't have a death wish.

46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date ? Like I would listening out for that?

47. Have you ever played naked Twister ? 12 plus 13 = 25

48. Have you ever been drunk at work ? Nooo

49. Have you ever found your dates/lover's brother or sister more attractive ? No.

50. Do you want to bring sexy back? Isn't that a Justin Timberlake song?

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